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Mein bilkul Sharif ho gya hu

Mein bilkul Sharif ho gya hu
1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu
Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai
Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba
Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi hai !

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:27:18 PM




Santa Banta SMS

Aap Ki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti Hai

Santa to Air Hostess: Aap Ki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti Hai
Air Hostess Ne Zordar Thapad Mara
Santa: Kamal Hai! Aadatein Bhi Milti Hai!

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:24:41 PM




Funny SMS

Lekar dil waapas kiya nahi jaataa.

Lekar dil waapas kiya nahi jaataa.
yu naazuk dil ko jakham diya nahi jaataa.
Sach much ye duniya badi zaalim hai.
SMS sasta hai fir bhi aap se kiya nahi jaataa.

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:19:58 PM




Funny SMS

Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Teacher: U R Late Today.
School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,
Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na
Kiya Karein,School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:18:19 PM




Funny SMS

Best SMS of 1947

Best SMS of 1947
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Tab MOBILE tha kya?
Subah Subah toh Thode
dimag ka istamaal kar liya karo!

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:16:42 PM






Funny SMS

Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya yahi Pyaar Hai? Kya yahi Pyaar Hai?

Girl: Nahi Ye weakness Hai

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:14:38 PM




Funny SMS

I hate the beggar who came yesterday

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and
today he gifted me a book "how to cook"!!

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:13:11 PM




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Aap ko kuch dena hai

Aap ko kuch dena hai
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Mere pas aao
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Thoda aur
Ab theek hai
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Apna face meri taraf karo
Aankhain band karo
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diiissshhuumm
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Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:10:11 PM




Funny SMS

its the ocean of love

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its the ocean of love
Dive in its depth & go down
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down
down
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down
Chal hon bas V kr k dub k marna hai

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  4:00:27 PM




Shayari SMS

Zindgi Bhar Tum Se Wafa Hum Karege

Zindgi Bhar Tum Se Wafa Hum Karege
Yaad Ko Teri Dil Se Juda Na Karege
Agar Chhod K Chale Gaye Tanha Rahoon Mein
Fir Aisi Zindgi Ji K Hum Kya Karege

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Posted by nabeeha Email Friends 1/6/2009  3:59:28 PM








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