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Santa Banta SMS
Waiter gives bill to Santa
Waiter gives bill to Santa
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir,this is voter card.
Santa: So what? u have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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nabeeha
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7/14/2009 11:19:57 PM
Santa Banta SMS
Biwi Se Larayi Khatam Hoi
Banta : Biwi Se Larayi Khatam Hoi?
Santa : Gutne Taik Ke Mere Pass Ayi Thi.
Banta : Uss Ne Gutne Taik Ke Kia Kaha?
Santa : Yehi Ke Bed Ke Nichey Se Nikal Aao Kuch Nahi Kahoon Gi.
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 6/18/2009 11:47:42 AM
Santa Banta SMS
Oye Yaar Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta.
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 6/4/2009 1:24:37 PM
Santa Banta SMS
Can u spell a word that has more than 100
Santa : Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta: Post office.
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10 4.6
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Posted by nabeeha
Email Friends 4/24/2009 12:33:19 AM
Santa Banta SMS
mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 3/15/2009 2:42:33 PM
Santa Banta SMS
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa batao `M'' for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
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7 4.0
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 3/15/2009 2:41:41 PM
Santa Banta SMS
Sabse bada challenge kya hai
Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya hai?"
Banta replied - Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 3/15/2009 2:40:57 PM
Santa Banta SMS
Autowala to Santa
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!
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Posted by majidtalpur
Email Friends 3/15/2009 2:39:59 PM
Santa Banta SMS
WHY DO GIRLS LOOK BEAUTIFUL?
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
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6 3.2
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Posted by maria
Email Friends 2/25/2009 10:34:24 AM
Santa Banta SMS
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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6 4.0
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Posted by mehak
Email Friends 1/28/2009 7:49:07 PM
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